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Lorenzo.

My full name is Lorenzo Thomas Nelson. Its late and i cant fall asleep so i decided to update my bio :D Uh, well i dont know where to startt. I like food c: and i love that i don't gain weight from my binges. ;D I like to be around positive people. I want to be healthier but im lazyy. I try really hard in school because i want to be a lawyer when i grow up. I suppose i like to try new things o_0 heh. And really, if you have any questions, message me :D I'm shy around new people but if you get to know me im fun c: or so im told xD and fair warning, i can't, for the life of me, remember someones name. So don't take it personaly if it takes me a while to rembember it xP i andd thats all for now c: Tata

Oh, and I'm a grammar nerd.. xP

some-nigger:

commanderinqueef:

drunkblogging:

do u ever just look at a gif and ask yourself ‘why?’

omfg^

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Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
sendtheslutsbacktohell:

PEOPLE. YOU NEED TO STOP BREADING YOUR CATS. 
You almost killed someone with laughter.
Think before you act.

sendtheslutsbacktohell:

PEOPLE. YOU NEED TO STOP BREADING YOUR CATS. 

You almost killed someone with laughter.

Think before you act.

(Source: wishtag, via who-started-this-fuckery)

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zombieinmybutt:

combination of the best 2 things on Earth..

zombieinmybutt:

combination of the best 2 things on Earth..

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via haave-you-met-ted)

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southernraider:

feeltheasterbro:

lens-missing-butt:

pirorin:

wake-n-bakemattycakes:

YUM

My jaw literally fell open.

Someone take me to Wal-Mart. Now.

weekend plan with julie

someday i will make one…

I’m going to make some of these with my bestfriend before I die 

I promise

(Source: waker-of-the-winds, via who-started-this-fuckery)


This picture of my cat just happened.
I’m crying

This picture of my cat just happened.

I’m crying

(Source: naturalbornfrerardist, via haave-you-met-ted)

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direction-erection:

inhaleryan:

inhalemcdonalds:

theoldmangotree:

-ponyboy-:

p0kecats:

yolos3xual:

cumbursts:

rev0luti0nize:

omg it says blog. 
TUMBLR’S OFFICIAL GANG SIGN FTW

^ OMG SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THIS OFFICIAL I LOVE THIS AHHHH

:o guise it says blog

YOU DON’T SAY?^

yes i do say

contributing to this

holy fudgeballs this is amazing

omfg make this official 

I went up to my mom and said “Mom, I’m in a gang” and she was like “What?” and I was like “Tumblr gang or die” and did this. Am I cool yet?

direction-erection:

inhaleryan:

inhalemcdonalds:

theoldmangotree:

-ponyboy-:

p0kecats:

yolos3xual:

cumbursts:

rev0luti0nize:

omg it says blog. 

TUMBLR’S OFFICIAL GANG SIGN FTW

^ OMG SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THIS OFFICIAL I LOVE THIS AHHHH

:o guise it says blog

YOU DON’T SAY?^

yes i do say

contributing to this

holy fudgeballs this is amazing

omfg make this official 

I went up to my mom and said “Mom, I’m in a gang” and she was like “What?” and I was like “Tumblr gang or die” and did this. Am I cool yet?

(Source: ladyramen, via who-started-this-fuckery)

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

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